This joke I have found on the Internet.
Gloria Arroyo, George Bush and Hu Jintao all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Hu Jintao asks to call China and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Hu writes him a check.
Next George Bush calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.
Finally Gloria Arroyo gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00.
When Bush hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why GMA got to call the Philippines so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Gloria took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Filipino time:
Hi Jan,
Good to know that you have not lost your sence of humour.
Regards,
Cas
Hi Cas,
The only problem is that Filipinos do not have a sence of humor. At least they do not understand MY jokes.
Regards to Ding2
hi!
i like that joke. im a filipno expat here in Delhi. i disagree with you in saying that filipinos have no sense of humor. ask Dolphy lol.
Hi Jan, there are people who understand your jokes. At least I do.
I will forward your regards to Ding
Greetings to your wife
Cas
oh really….its better for you not to stay in my country maybe you will lose your sence of humor….or maybe you are psycho who lives in hell…
Hi Jo,
Thanks for visiting my website and your concern about my sense of humor. No, do not worry, I will not lose it. But I start getting to learn about the Filipino humor as well. It’s different from mine, but that’s no problem.
but i’m pretty sure you still got a long way to learn filipino sense of humor. if filipinos don’t have it you wouldn’t have found this joke out.
try google some to find out.
next time you are not gonna say this, uncle.
thanks
Here is a Joke about clocks in the Philippines.
Try to ask any clock sales man, If he knows where could you find
“The KUkoo klock”, remember to pronounce it with out the German accentuation! and watch their facial expression, then explain to them what it is. I’ll guarantee you, You will have a good laugh together.
I’ll try next time…