Taglish is the name of the common street-language used in the Philippines. It is a mixture of Tagalog and English. This makes this langauge sometimes difficult to understand, but it makes it most of the times funny to read.
The picture (near a public toilet facility) says: E hi = just a pee: 1 peso, Tae = empty one’s bowels : 2 pesos
Many Filipino’s make mistakes in writing, especially when making sign boards. One of my friends in Facebook (my facebook site HERE) posted a You-Tube link with funny signs.
Or what to think of this sign board:

And this tv add is also very funny:
Some time ago on Filippine TV an advertisement was shown:
In the 30-second spot for the indigestion drug Motilium, Obama, played by an Indonesian look-alike, is shown having dinner at the presidential palace with President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, played by a male comedian. Arroyo feeds Obama a Filipino dish called “kare-kare” (oxtail and tripe stewed in peanut sauce, with a side dish of “bagoong alamang” or shrimp paste). “It’s oks,” a beaming Arroyo reassures Obama. For dessert, she treats him to a serving of sweet corn in coconut milk. “It’s corn but we use our coconut,” she tells him, playing on the Filipino expression “use your coconut,” meaning to use one’s head.
The dishes prove too much for Obama: indigestion sets in, he almost keels over, his bodyguards franctically check him out. In the spot’s funniest moment, a worried Arroyo literally glides from one end of the long table toward Obama, screeches to a hilarious halt, and orders that he be given Motilium, an over-the-counter drug for indigestion. Arroyo then offers a relieved Obama “kape barak,” a play on “kape barako,” a type of local strong coffee.
See a new post with nice pictures HERE
Jul 04, 2010 @ 19:32:24
Here’s more…lol
Jul 04, 2010 @ 19:37:13
And more…..Not feeling hungry anymore.
Jul 04, 2010 @ 19:40:48
This happens when there’s steep competition;
Jul 04, 2010 @ 19:48:13
Onli in da Pilipins…lol
Jul 05, 2010 @ 16:12:14
“Hubby Sitting”..lol
Jul 06, 2010 @ 14:56:12
Do they also serve San Mig ????
My wife may dump me there when she goes shopping . . . . .
Jul 06, 2010 @ 15:29:34
I bet they do, a place like this would never be complete without san miguel beer.
Oct 20, 2010 @ 09:54:00
hehehe… first time i’ve seen that’s add… very interesting…regards to all !!!
Jul 06, 2010 @ 15:52:24
Tie your dogs if you don’t want them turned into ADOBO!
Dec 27, 2011 @ 12:46:38
Where on earth is this?
Jul 06, 2010 @ 15:55:03
Jejemon’s Eating place!…lol
Jul 06, 2010 @ 16:48:49
Read the warning before doing anything drastic and stupid!
Jul 07, 2010 @ 17:42:46
maybe a suggestion for our new President Aquino: put aligators in all creeks and canals. Maybe people will not throw all kind of garbage in them anymore.
Jul 08, 2010 @ 07:47:47
I’ll sympathize with that suggestion my friend but you know fellow Filipinos might bribe the crocs which makes things worse probably,almost everything and everybody here accepts it so what else can i say. Maybe one day i’ll write about Filipino values here to give you a better outlook about Filipino way of thinking.
Jul 08, 2010 @ 13:48:41
Miles,
Would be a good idea to give us a Filipino view on their own way of thinking. It might help us, foreigners, to understand Filipinos and their culture better.
Jul 08, 2010 @ 14:37:59
Yeah, i’ll come up with an article on that topic after i’ll finish with the ones i’m working on right now.
Jul 06, 2010 @ 16:52:45
When Clown and Bee unites
Jul 07, 2010 @ 17:30:42
Miles, where did you take this? very funny.
Jul 08, 2010 @ 10:43:49
I get them from emails coming from friends..:)
Oct 20, 2010 @ 10:00:10
hahahaha.. this one’s are cool too.. i didn’t pray but it might the answers huh?….
Sep 16, 2011 @ 18:18:05
it’s in Malate Church!
Sep 10, 2011 @ 04:32:23
this is a bbq stand in Baguio Public Market right?..used to eat there when i was a kid..LOL
Dec 28, 2011 @ 09:34:41
Hi Paul,
Was it really? I didn’t even know that..lol.
Jul 08, 2010 @ 10:47:42
This one is from Ilocos, i have delivered medicines here way back in 2002.
Oct 19, 2010 @ 20:10:36
filipino pride!
Oct 20, 2010 @ 10:04:40
got my mind again close to my place… tnx for some funny walls you’ve posted here… make me smile and remind me something i used to.. few years ago.. i miss u phil….
Oct 20, 2010 @ 10:22:38
Hi Reneboy,
Thanks for visiting my website and commenting on the pictures.
It is much appreciated.
May 31, 2011 @ 10:35:57
Just want to update this thread.
May 31, 2011 @ 13:50:29
thanks for this pic
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:02:14
First time in Filipino cuisine! lol
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:08:38
never tasted europeans yet?
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:16:41
I did once before, they’re bland tasting…lol…just kidding.
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:20:15
maybe you should taste females next time,
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:30:54
Hhhmm european women?…I’m already taken……he he.
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:06:24
Curly curls and trim trims!
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:09:02
nice pic, thanks Miles
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:20:04
No big deal…stay away from that Farlor! The owner has a tendency to overdo things.
Nov 10, 2011 @ 21:21:54
like many Farlors
Nov 13, 2011 @ 12:31:44
Recently found this pic online
Nov 14, 2011 @ 20:22:15
producing bed shit is not difficult !!!!
thanks for the pic
Nov 16, 2011 @ 02:56:57
Hi, I had tummy cramps laughing over your posts. I’d like to share this one I took in Ilocos Norte on our way to a local beach.
Subli-Subli translated literally in Tagalog is Balik-Balik. They probably mean a resort you’d like to visit again and again. Anyway, business hours break the record of any in the world, LOL! plus its “Morantic!”
Nov 16, 2011 @ 17:05:32
I do not know what ‘morantic’ means, but probably they mean ‘romantic’, just interchanged the R and M (seen the context)
Nov 16, 2011 @ 23:12:14
yes, I think that is what they mean, they just misspelled the word romantic =)
Nov 17, 2011 @ 08:42:14
And not just that, it’s also open 26 hours (a day? a week? a month?)
ONLY IN DA PHILIPPINES
Dec 28, 2011 @ 09:59:42
POLICE CARS!!!Just Scroll drown slowly.
Dec 28, 2011 @ 10:09:30
USA (Dodge Viper)
Dec 28, 2011 @ 10:15:27
Germany Police Car (Audi)
Dec 28, 2011 @ 10:18:11
Italy (Lamborghini)
Dec 28, 2011 @ 10:19:05
France (Peugeot)
Dec 28, 2011 @ 10:22:05
Philippines….(Just for laugh).